How to have a shitty week.

Step 1: Wake up.

Step 2: Go to work.

Step 3: Get into multiple arguments at work due to a total lack of communication (re: I'm the last one to know about anything).

Step 4: Stay at work late every night because of last minute projects and to correct mistakes due to lack of communication.

Step 5: On Wednesday, while attempting to pay for lunch, discover you're a victim of credit fraud. Again.

Step 6: Spend fifteen minutes in line at bank because the person at the head of the line needs a translator.

Step 7: Get back to the office where everyone is ready to pounce, wondering where the hell you've been, there are multiple emergencies.

Step 8: Stay three hours later than scheduled due to lack of planning & indecision of the higher-ups.

How to recover from a shitty week.

Step one: Spend five minutes at the bank to resolve the credit issue.

Step two: Enjoy and savor the lunch you jumped through hoops to get.

Step three: Spend Thanksgiving & Black Friday with friends.

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Thanks for coming, everyone. You have no idea how much it means to me.

(Sorry for the poor quality. I forgot to change the settings.)

Particle board

Who the fuck ever heard of a particle board toilet seat?

Go ahead and laugh. It's okay.

Bittersweet (links abound)

One step forward.

President Barack Hussein Obama

Four steps back:

Arkansas

California

Florida

Arizona

To all of our LGBT friends, brothers, and sisters out there, I'm sorry.

To the rest of you, go here:

Human Rights Campaign