Saturday, December 27, 2008

15 minutes or less

My therapist ordered that this post be written in that short amount of time without editing, so here goes:

1) Began mending fences with my sister.

2) A girl I had a MAJOR crush on in high school has been in a couple of porn movies. Her implants look awful, but then, they look bad on everyone.

3) Maternal grandmother is going senile. She's 88 and in an assisted living/retirement home.

4) Paternal grandmother isn't that much better at 87.

5) Explaining technology to old people is a waste of time.

6) Sleeping pills are a necessity here.

Yeah. It sucks. Two days left. But at least my phone has better web reception here than it does in NYC.

(14 minutes.)

2 comments:

Michael said...

I demand to know this girl's stage name.

Anonymous said...

I've been away too long. {{{{{{{{{{Jeff}}}}}}}}}