Scene One: A young woman leads her seven or eight year daughter up the stairs at a subway station. The little girl was proud of the clothes she had on, and was seeking attention as little kids are wont to do. The woman turns to the girl and says, "You look sexy!"
Let that sink in for a minute.
She called her EIGHT YEAR OLD DAUGHTER "SEXY."
Little girls are not sexy! They're princesses! They're angels!
NOT SEXY!
The very last thing any kid needs to worry about is if they're sexy or not. Jeebus H. Cripes, let kids be kids!
Scene Two: An office buildings' restroom. A guy walks in, talking on his cell phone. He finds a stall takes a seat. He conducted business while…conducting his business.
Ew.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
"Hands free" was not invented for this. It is truly gross, and anyone who talks on their phone IN THE BATHROOM should be really ashamed of themselves. I hope it falls into the toilet and gets busted, and when you bring it to the store to get it replaced, you have to explain the shit stains all over it.
Get some fucking decency, you sick bastards.
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