Friday, December 09, 2005

Don't Panic

After spending hours on hold today (and finally getting my shit together all week), I've found the cause for the new student loan payment booklet:

ACS bought loans from CFS. Without bothering to tell my sorry ass.

Like Henry Rollins in Russia for the first time (see his spoken word album THINK TANK), I'm always the last to know anything.

Panic: ended. Nuclear Meltdown: averted. Apocalypse: postponed. Towel: secure.

Breathe, Jeff. Just breathe.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

the red text of "THE LIMIT" in your previous post reminded me of this:

http://www.homestarrunner.com/fhqwhgads.html

:)

relax! and COME TO THE LAB PARTY TONIGHT!

Anonymous said...

Now that you get to keep that money- hellooo, hookers & blow !

Jeff said...

Alex, that's what I've been waiting for!