Friday, May 26, 2006

The End is nigh

I have done the unthinkable. I have purchased a white shirt. Although it will set my flesh ablaze, it's for a good reason: Carlos & Tara's wedding on June 9th.

My only predicament (aside from the barbecued skin), is that I need to wash it with similar clothes.

Hi, I'm from the Pit of Ultimate Darkness. I don't have anything else that's white.

Meh, I'll just hand wash it, and smuggle it into the dryer at the laundromat. No biggie.

1 comment:

Jeff said...

Of course they're all black. Duh!