Monday, July 31, 2006

I am Charlie Brown.

I've figured it out; it makes perfect sense. I've had my fill of Lucy van Pelts, always pulling the football away at the last second.


I need a Marcie. It's the glasses.

(No, she & Peppermint Patty aren't gay. Sheesh.)

6 comments:

Richard said...

And I always had a thing for Peppermint Patty. I think we're looking at a double date scenario here.

(And may I add, the Wikipedia entry for Peppermint Patty is genuinely frightening in its completeness.)

Jeff said...

Richard, if we ever find them, you can count on it!

pumpkintrauma said...

What does your dog think?

Jeff said...

My dog only recognizes me as some weird round-headed kid who comes home once or twice a year to feed her.

The rest of the time, she ignores me because she's out chasing the Red Barron, while simultaneously getting the motherfucking snakes off her motherfucking plane.

Lyman said...

Marcie? Naw, you need the cute redeahded girl.

Jeff said...

Nah, the cute redheaded girl doesn't know I'm a live. I need someone who wants me.