Thursday, March 06, 2008

Excuses, excuses

Valid:

"I have to work."

"I have to work on my marriage."

Invalid:

"I don't do boroughs."

"I'm surgically attached to my boyfriend."

"I overslept."

"I'm lazy."

You fuckers had a month's notice. I'm not angry, but just a little hurt. I know it's not personal; it's just how I'm built.

5 comments:

Lena said...

Valid:

We hate you...a lot.

Jeff said...

Ladies & Gentlemen, the above comment was provided by li'l miss "I don't do boroughs."

See you Sunday, Lena!

Bowie said...

I baby-sat on that saturday from 10am to around 3:30am (Mind you there is a one year old bay in the bunch who doesn't adhere to the sleep when Bowie commands it rule.) After finally getting the baby to sleep at 3:30 am Her waltzes the parents with a few guests, who fill the living room where I was supposed to be sleeping and proceeded to hang around until 5am. Two hours later after no sleep and with nothing pure anger I get my stuff and head out as the sun rises. I wait half an hour in the cold for the train, get home, do my laundry, get some groceries and some breakfast. Got home decided to take a nap that lasted till 2pm. I was running on fumes for the better part of that day. When I slept I crashed. It's no excuse for not being there though. Sorry man.

Jeff said...

See, that I can forgive.

Lena said...

I'm goin' to make for that by buying you cake, though!

See I'm makin' good.